Ok, so it's not Monday, it's Friday. The end of the week. The gold at the end of the rainbow. The weekly reward. Today feels like anything but a Friday. The fog is thicker than Michael Jackson's makeup and it's pouring down rain. I guess April showers are among us.
I left the office to get a spa gift certificate for a client and had the pleasure of sitting on 635 for about an hour. Apparently RAIN + ASPHAULT = INSANE DRIVERS. So my most loathed highway in DFW was backed up and I had time to sit.........and think...........and sit some more. All of these random thoughts kept coming to mind:
1 - Why don't they make Worcestershire-flavored pizza? Or chips for that matter? Worcestershire is my favorite condiment and the most under-rated in my opinion. It's less fattening than both mayo and mustard, has less sodium than soy sauce, and less sugar than bbq sauce. And don't even get me started on ranch dressing. I've been putting worcestershire on my pizza longer than I care to admit and I have an impressive conversion rate of others that have joined me on the dark side. In England, worcestershire-flavored chips were everywhere and it was delicious. Try it, you'll love it!
2 - Why are people still smoking in 2009? I get that it's addictive. I understand addictions are hard to conquer. It's not 1950 anymore and doctors are not appearing in tv spots promoting tobacco companies. All of the information is out there and the risks are proven. Nothing good comes from smoking - your body deteriorates........period. So why do I still see 13-year olds lighting up when I approach a mall entrance? Your 13 - don't be an idiot!
3 - Why do I want to see Britney Spears in concert? She's a trainwreck. She's not a talented "singer" (one heck of a lip-syncher though). So what's the fascination? Maybe it's the fact that the girl is in her mid 20s and has lived enough for 10 people. Maybe it's because I'm completely entertained by everything she does. Perhaps I'm curious if she's going to internally com bust on stage. I have no idea. I do know that I'm ashamed to financially contribute to such a hot mess. However, I still download her poppy songs on my iPod for my workouts, so I'm guilty regardless.
4 - Is it just me or are C-Sections taking the world by storm? It seems like everyone I know who has recently given birth has produced a life via C-Section. Shawn and I are getting close to starting a family and I'm constantly mesmerized by all things pregnancy-related. Is it that I haven't paid much attention in the past and everyone was doing it the "old" way. I understand the medical need for the procedure, but I also know people who requested it that way. What's the attraction? I don't get it. Although, with Shawn being a 13-lb. baby, I have a feeling I'll find this one out first hand, in detail...
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